It's really that simple. Netflix is turning my world upside down. I never used to get sucked into what I've always seen as complete garbage, and a waste of air space. I never wanted to burn my retinas on the trash that is reality television.
Until Netflix Instant came along.
It's all at my fingertips now. Seasons upon seasons of raunchy, ridiculous, absolutely brain-numbing reality T.V. I've dabbled a little here, a little there. So many choices. So many ways to lose brain cells.
I watched an episode of Toddlers & Tiaras and almost puked I was so disgusted. I watched two whole seasons of Keeping up with the Kardashians before I could pull myself away. I didn't mind so much watching the Duggar family on
The point is, it's Netflix's fault.
But it gets worse than Toddlers & Tiaras and The Hills and the plethora of Kardashian shows.
The bane of reality television is now available for instant viewing. The show that makes me shake in my boots in horror. I can't even utter the name without trembling in disgust. You know what I'm talking about. Yah, that's right.
It's right there, at my fingertips, taunting me. I keep telling myself that I'm too strong to be pulled in. But I just don't know how long I can last. I don't want to know anything about Snookie or "The Situation" or fist pumping.
Help. Please help. I'm so scared.